Thursday, 31 May 2007

HOWTO: Drop the word "Islam" from your identification card

You will need 2 items:
  1. A black permanent marker pen
  2. An identification card with the word "Islam" on it
STEP ONE:
Place identification card on a flat surface, with the side that has the word "Islam" facing up.

STEP TWO:
Take the cap off the marker pen. Smell the wondrous fumes. (This is important.)

STEP THREE:
Strike your best writer's pose and use the marker pen to strike out the word "Islam" on your identification card.

STEP FOUR:
You will feel distress that this is all for nought. Not to worry. The marker fumes will be working their magic any time now.

STEP FIVE:
Just in case, take another whiff. Really absorb the fumes. You are the fumes. You won't feel so stressed out now!

STEP SIX:
Actually, this is all for nought. Whoops. At least you're feeling high. That's okay. Maybe there'll be justice next time.

4 comments:

  1. Wasn't unexpected but was still disappointing. I'll probably write something when my brain doesn't feel like cotton wool and my limbs like jelly. Stupid 'flu!

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  2. Ted

    What you wrote may sounds funny but you are absolutely right. Why does Lina need to make such a fuss by bringing it to the highest court? She can just do it discreetly.

    She did it with intention to challenge the status quo.

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