- A black permanent marker pen
- An identification card with the word "Islam" on it
Place identification card on a flat surface, with the side that has the word "Islam" facing up.
Take the cap off the marker pen. Smell the wondrous fumes. (This is important.)
Strike your best writer's pose and use the marker pen to strike out the word "Islam" on your identification card.
You will feel distress that this is all for nought. Not to worry. The marker fumes will be working their magic any time now.
Just in case, take another whiff. Really absorb the fumes. You are the fumes. You won't feel so stressed out now!
Actually, this is all for nought. Whoops. At least you're feeling high. That's okay. Maybe there'll be justice next time.